And an Undeclared Aubergine

BBC: Man held after getting off a flight with live pigeons in his trousers

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man’s legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.

Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man’s money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday.

Australia. The gift that keeps on giving.

a bitter brew

B.C. brewery toasts tough times with Bailout Bitter beer

A microbrewery in British Columbia is toasting the current economic downturn by launching a special brand of recession-style beer.

Howe Sound Brewery has named its most bitter-tasting brew Bailout Bitter in honour of the government bailouts of the financial sector that have taken place in an attempt to mitigate the global financial crisis.

Calling it “bitter ale for bitter times,” the brewery said the new beer will cost less than its other brands.

Has to stop

This litigious culture in the U.S. has to stop.

A lawsuit against God (yes, Him) has been thrown out not because who in their right mind would sue God? but because God has no deliverable address.

Legal case against God dismissed: A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling

NOT HELPING.

And now for something completely different

Every once in a while, I’ll come across a headline that stops me in my tracks. On this one in particular, I stopped and stared. Then I stared some more. Seriously, what?

BBC: Designer vagina trend ‘worrying’.

The article is about cosmetic vaginal surgery, a topic about which I also worry. Just when you think the world can’t get any stranger.